yeah school sucks but does it swallow
Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.
i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG
I’m not even sorry
Probably, hands down, the most entertaining Presidential “debate” I’ve ever witnessed.
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
A four-hour exposure photograph of the 1998 Leonids meteor shower taken at the Modra Observatory in Slovakia.
IM DEAD AS HELL
He likes me best on my knees ;)